If I purchased a vehicle that wasn't a Toyota

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/20/2016 at 01:44 • Filed to: None

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Would anyone believe me?

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 01:48

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I would. Deep inside I know that you know that we know that you really want a Saab.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 01:56

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We’d believe in you

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 01:58

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We’d have to. You’d be Celicaing Oppo with it non stop!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start 07/20/2016 at 01:59

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Not sure I’d ever hope to own one, but there is only one Saab for me.

Sam > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 02:01

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Is the Earth flat?

Trick question: reality is just faked by the government, so Earth doesn't even exist.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Birddog 07/20/2016 at 02:01

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Hey I’ve SIGNIFICANTLY cut down on my you-know-what posting lately. I can change.

Amoore100 > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/20/2016 at 02:02

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AERODECK!!!!!!!!!!

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 02:03

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I don’t believe you now

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 07/20/2016 at 02:04

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It could happen!

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 02:05

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Don’t change!

I wasn’t complaining.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Amoore100 07/20/2016 at 02:05

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YES!!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 02:08

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It would be a Lexus.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/20/2016 at 02:10

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Hah I was waiting for someone to say that. Since I already cheated the system with my Pontiac Vibe.

For reals though! Not a Prizm, or a Vibe, or a Colt, or a Lexus, or a Scion — I’m talking straight up not Zoidberg stuff here.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 02:12

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Yes.

I’m Oppo JDM Fanboi #1 and I DD a Ford.

CRider > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 02:14

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CRider 07/20/2016 at 02:15

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Haha FOOLS! That actually would cost money.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 02:25

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Only if it was an camero

CRider > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 02:26

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Yeah, Subarus are expensive. Because they’re better than Toyotas.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CRider 07/20/2016 at 02:27

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Yes a BRZ is more expensive than an '85 Celica!

TheHondaBro > CRider 07/20/2016 at 03:44

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Bruh

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 03:44

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Audi Allgood?

Out, but with a W - has found the answer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 04:31

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Only if it’s one of these

VonBootWilly - Likes Toyota, but it's still complicated. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 05:49

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Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 07:22

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You beat me too it.

But a vibe is way more a Toyota than a Pontiac. The only thing Pontiac about a vibe is the badge

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Birddog 07/20/2016 at 07:22

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That has to be the new permanent word for picwhoring.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 07:25

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I would not believe you, no.

Unless it was a Toyopet...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PanchoVilleneuve ST 07/20/2016 at 08:06

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Only bought a Ford because nothing new from Japan really interested me that we get here, besides trucks.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 08:45

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Pontiac Vibe?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > VonBootWilly - Likes Toyota, but it's still complicated. 07/20/2016 at 08:46

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10/10 - would burn

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 10:03

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Are Vibes cheaper? I would imagine a lack of brand loyalty/ reputation would drive used prices down a bit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/20/2016 at 10:04

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Yes that’s why we bought one instead of a matrix. Very nice price break.

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 10:40

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¯\_()_/¯

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 11:51

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CRider > TheHondaBro 07/20/2016 at 13:58

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VonBootWilly - Likes Toyota, but it's still complicated. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/21/2016 at 06:13

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Whoever thought this would work was nuts.